All Narfed Up photography and words by Bryan Villarin

Tonight, a handful of us played tournament poker at Ume’s house. (NL, $5 buy-in.) I didn’t fare too well. I wasn’t making good reads. If I did, I either had nothing to bluff or I didn’t bet enough. I also didn’t get that many good cards. At least In-N-Out and Starbucks was good.

I recorded the whole evening, which was over three hours. I’m not sure why, but it’s funny to see the guys saying weird stuff into the microphone. Of course, I’m not going to upload it. Worthless drivel and completely random.

I’ll need to read up on poker strategy again sometime by borrowing “Doyle Brunson’s Super System II” from a library. I already own “Caro’s Book of Poker Tells.”