Subway stupidities
I had Subway for lunch today, and the people working in there sometimes just don’t understand. Perhaps it’s because English isn’t some of the workers’ primary speaking tongue? Nevertheless, the lady was making my sandwich, and she was asking me what I wanted on it.
“Lettuce, tomato, onion?”
“No tomato or onion.”
“Lettuce?”
“Yes.”
“Bell peppers, olives, pickles?”
“No olives or pickles.”
“Bell peppers?”
“Yes.” - I’m getting irritated.
“Salt and pepper, oil, vinegar?”
“No oil and vinegar.”
“Salt and pepper?”
“Yes!” - What, can’t you use process of elimination!?!
Sorry about the last two posts lacking in computing stuff. The next post will… 
Update: I went to the same Subway three days later. A different person made my sandwich, but the other less intelligent worker was with someone else. And I heard her asking the customer:
“Cheese?”
“Yes.”
“Would you like cheese?”
“Yes…”
“So you want cheese?”
“Yes.”
(He was a bit calmer than I was.)
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